Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Whores, Brothels and the JVP

Photo by indi

The JVP and the SLFP has accused each other of engaging in ‘the world’s oldest profession’, a somewhat politically correct way of saying both parties act like a bunch of whores.

The first ‘blood’ of the now unraveling saga was drawn by the JVP leader Somawansa Amarasinghe, evidently upset that the SLFP is engaging in a dialog with the UNP accused the SLFP of acting like a prostitute waiting to be picked up by anyone who comes along the way. A somewhat honest statement, but a one that perhaps his supporters wish was never made. The Rebuttal came a bit later at another public rally by the SLFP general secretary, Maithreepala Sirisena who said that the JVP would have had to engage in the “world’s oldest profession” had the president called for general elections after the pathetic showing by the JVP in the Local Council elections. The marriage, or rather the ‘living-together’ era of the SLFP and the JVP has never seen such troubled times in recent years but no one should speculate a permanent rift as long as the President Mama is in office.

If the two main players in this rather unexpected but highly entertaining drama is the SLFP and the JVP, the third player is none other than Sirasa TV or rather the whole Maharajah network who for past few days has given extensive coverage of the issue and added some fuel to the fire by getting interviews from other leading SLFP men including Anura Bandaranaike.The keen interest taken by the Sirasa seems to stem from a larger, multi-facet battle fought between the Maharajah group and the JVP. In recent times the battle has intensified with the JVP-run ‘Lanka’ newspaper accusing the Maharajah boss of having links with the LTTE, claiming that his brother in London is a LTTE-funder (or something to that effect).

In a strange twist to this already twisted tail, the authorities have cracked down on a Brothel with links to a member of a ‘certain political party’. Sirasa, promptly carried this news item two days on a trot, right after it traditionally reports the Amarasinghe-Whore story. In its report Sirasa virtually threatens to give out the details of the member which fuels speculation that this ‘certain political party’ could well be the JVP. The Sirasa-JVP media battle can be seen as a type of a David vs. Goliath battle but the story might not quite end as in the bible.

Deane.

10 comments:

ravana said...

Adoh, that's hilarious, no? Just the sort of crazy stuff that chacterises life in Serendip. Great photo selection by the way.

Voice_in_Colombo said...

Heh, Heh, Deane!

I liked the part of "living together" most. :-) Actually, it's what happening right now between Mahinda & JVP. They, live together (And have sex??), and Mahinda wants to get married, but JVP refuses. Hilarious!!! (Meanwhile, there are other marriage proposals to Mahinda from UNP)

Good post man. I liked it.

Some of my posts on the same topic.
Sirasa News first becoming....

Sirasa and JVP...

~CC~ said...

lol :) yeah.. looks like its Somawansa's sister ? all of it is porbably just mud slingings.. but who knows.

isnt it also true that the Brothel was a gay one? hence the picture.

Vic: saw ur posts too machan, thanks.

Anonymous said...

hehe a gay brothel eh? SL politics really takes sleaziness to another level.. what next?

Sam said...

Want to know the True story behind JVP and Brothels? I make a blog about this...

Maestro said...

Ha ha This Somawanse character must be about 5 feet tall and weighs in about 100 lbs but the bloke surely has spoken the truth this time.

The SLFP is indeed the party of the prostitutes!!!! The SLFP jokers have been in power from time to time since 1956 and not once have they come to power on their own might. They always prostitute themselves to other parties and come up with some haraa alliance names such as "samagi peramuna", "parivasay", "nidahas sandhananya" etc....

One can argue that why did the JVP cling on to the SLFP in the first place. Well the answer to that is it's all a matter of survival. A certain government politician had revealed that all the JVP leaders had booked flights with 3 psuedo names each had Ranil and the UNP won last november. They hate Ranil and the UNP 'cause it's a matter of survival. It's time the UNP forgets their malice against the JVP for the time being and try and wipe out the SLFP politically.

The SLFP is the devil and the JVP was born owing to one of its seeds. If you want to rid the country of the devil we should look to rid the roots instead of the fruits. The fruits can be destroyed one by one later on....or not? the fruits become bad and fall off later on by its own ha ha ha ha....

Maestro said...

Hey CC
Quoting from your blog... Please tell me who is Goliath and who is david in the Sirasa-JVP fiasco??? IMHO David is played by Sirasa, it's just a media organization running independently. The JVP is a terror network and it's badly brought up leaders know only to sling mud at the Maharajas and Ranil...

I mean come on men on one hand they accuse Sirasa of supporting the UNP and on the other the LTTE. We all know it's impossible to support adversaries at the same time.

It's high time people expose the Cardboardwanse. It wouldn't hurt to take the attacks personal because we have to fight fire with fire. I'm sure the man(?) has a quite a few skeltons to hide in his closet. They just need to dig more. Apart from Cardboardwanse the others to be targetted are Mangy and Sripoti and a few more other third class hacks.

~CC~ said...

hmm in yet another strange twist Somawansa's sister, the alledged owner of th brothel is apparently a long time UNPer :). lol.

one fucked up story.

Maestro said...

No kidding????!! Let us all forgive her then... Help redeem her soul from the dark.....

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