Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Whores, Brothels and the JVP

Photo by indi

The JVP and the SLFP has accused each other of engaging in ‘the world’s oldest profession’, a somewhat politically correct way of saying both parties act like a bunch of whores.

The first ‘blood’ of the now unraveling saga was drawn by the JVP leader Somawansa Amarasinghe, evidently upset that the SLFP is engaging in a dialog with the UNP accused the SLFP of acting like a prostitute waiting to be picked up by anyone who comes along the way. A somewhat honest statement, but a one that perhaps his supporters wish was never made. The Rebuttal came a bit later at another public rally by the SLFP general secretary, Maithreepala Sirisena who said that the JVP would have had to engage in the “world’s oldest profession” had the president called for general elections after the pathetic showing by the JVP in the Local Council elections. The marriage, or rather the ‘living-together’ era of the SLFP and the JVP has never seen such troubled times in recent years but no one should speculate a permanent rift as long as the President Mama is in office.

If the two main players in this rather unexpected but highly entertaining drama is the SLFP and the JVP, the third player is none other than Sirasa TV or rather the whole Maharajah network who for past few days has given extensive coverage of the issue and added some fuel to the fire by getting interviews from other leading SLFP men including Anura Bandaranaike.The keen interest taken by the Sirasa seems to stem from a larger, multi-facet battle fought between the Maharajah group and the JVP. In recent times the battle has intensified with the JVP-run ‘Lanka’ newspaper accusing the Maharajah boss of having links with the LTTE, claiming that his brother in London is a LTTE-funder (or something to that effect).

In a strange twist to this already twisted tail, the authorities have cracked down on a Brothel with links to a member of a ‘certain political party’. Sirasa, promptly carried this news item two days on a trot, right after it traditionally reports the Amarasinghe-Whore story. In its report Sirasa virtually threatens to give out the details of the member which fuels speculation that this ‘certain political party’ could well be the JVP. The Sirasa-JVP media battle can be seen as a type of a David vs. Goliath battle but the story might not quite end as in the bible.

Deane.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Adoh, that's hilarious, no? Just the sort of crazy stuff that chacterises life in Serendip. Great photo selection by the way.

Voice in Colombo said...

Heh, Heh, Deane!

I liked the part of "living together" most. :-) Actually, it's what happening right now between Mahinda & JVP. They, live together (And have sex??), and Mahinda wants to get married, but JVP refuses. Hilarious!!! (Meanwhile, there are other marriage proposals to Mahinda from UNP)

Good post man. I liked it.

Some of my posts on the same topic.
Sirasa News first becoming....

Sirasa and JVP...

Deane said...

lol :) yeah.. looks like its Somawansa's sister ? all of it is porbably just mud slingings.. but who knows.

isnt it also true that the Brothel was a gay one? hence the picture.

Vic: saw ur posts too machan, thanks.

Anonymous said...

hehe a gay brothel eh? SL politics really takes sleaziness to another level.. what next?

Sam said...

Want to know the True story behind JVP and Brothels? I make a blog about this...

Deane said...

hmm in yet another strange twist Somawansa's sister, the alledged owner of th brothel is apparently a long time UNPer :). lol.

one fucked up story.

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