Why We Shouldn't Study

A friend emails me these two adverts from the Sunday Observer :
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and this one..

the email also goes on to say,

From the early ages of our lives our parents, teachers and relatives told us so many good things about education. But sometimes we come across situations where we have to think twice about them!

hmm. Maybe so, but maybe the secretary's job description doesn't include the occasional blow job for the chairman. But hell, who'd want to work for the Central Bank anyway!